Since the Random Fetishes board is for talking about fetishes you like, I thought this would be a better place to put it.
Inspired by the thread asking if our collective (desp/wetting) fetish is weird, I've decided to start a thread for anyone to express confusion about any fetish at all. This is not a place to flame anyone! Just a thread to talk about sexual fetishes or acts of which you can't imagine what the appeal is. Feel free to explain the appeal of any fetish you see someone else post. Please try to keep your posts to a three or four sentence minimum.
Differing opinions is the key word here. No one's opinion is wrong! I think this will be a great place to look into the psyches of other people and encourage empathy and understanding.
Disclaimer: Mods, if this thread degenerates into flaming or arguments, please feel free to delete it. It wasn't my intention to start conflict.
I'll go first! Fisting is something I can't get my head wrapped around. Whether there was a fist in my vagina or if my fist were in a vagina, I would find the situation very uncomfortable. There's something that squicks me about having my entire hand in a vagina... it just makes me think about somebody giving birth. XD Also, I'm about 5'2", and my vagina is... well, it is a tiny little thing. So getting fisted would feel like giving birth but backwards to me.
Another thing is inflation. I just don't see the appeal of someone getting inflated with air or water or food or whatever. It's another thing that I imagine would hurt like hell. I guess that's why it mostly stays within the realms of fantasy. Except for that guy who fills his stomach full of air on Youtube... *shudder* Makes me afraid of exploding.
I really don't see how anyone can get turned on by the whole Vore fetish. eating people just really doesn't do it for me. neither does anything blood or scat related. blood makes me all sqeemish and light headed, and scat is just disgusting to me.
Alright, skipping past a few fetishes that actually disgust me, there is one i sometimes find on /d/ that i just don't get.
What's the deal with vampires? Whether it's the vampire futa series or the girl from Hellsing, i see them posted all the time. First of all, a vampire is
undead. That means she would be cold *down there*, and she wouldn't have the biological function that we all know and love. Secondly, this is a creature that's more likely to drain and kill a horny dude rather than have sex with him. Third, not to sound like a perv or anything, but my blood isn't exactly what i would want sucked. Not that it matters, with fangs like that i wouldn't want her near my... *ahem*...
Quote from: DubiousCharms on August 03, 2009, 05:49:33 PM
Fisting is something I can't get my head wrapped around.
I read this WRONG at first. I read it as "something I can't get my hand wrapped around". :lol:
Eggs. I first discovered it in a thread here, actually. Most fetishes I can figure out and understand why or how its a turn-on, but aside from relating a girl to a hen, this one makes little sense. And it reeks of STRANGE.
Here'a a couple doozies I've heard:
- Sexual arousal by putting insects on your genitals.
- Arousal by watching an amputation.
- Arousal by having an amputation yourself, the memory of the amputation being enough to arouse the person (thus the person has to be awake and aware at the time of cutting the limb off)
- Arousal through attempts of murder on another person.
- Getting off by watching or witnessing a natural disaster. ("Oh man! It's a hurricane!" *fap* *fap* *fap*)
- Autassassinophilia, arousal by putting yourself in a situation of extreme danger, unless the person truly feels they might die, they won't get aroused.
To name a few.
One in particular that I don't understand is rimjobs. What is it about licking people's assholes that is arousing? If it's clean, okay I can see it a little bit, but if it tastes remotely like shit, you might as well just be licking shit from any other location. Without a bona-fide scat fetish, I can't see why anyone would like this.
And there are too many other obscure fetishes out there for me to list why I think lots are weird or ones I'm willing to try.
Nipple-fuck. It's one of the very, very few that I really, truly, cannot understand even in the slightest. I can understand almost every fetish, and I personally have quite a lot of them (what's hot about vampires? Everything! Egg-laying? Awesome! etc). But nipple fucking is just nonsense and looks painful and totally un-fun.
Quote from: Tru on August 04, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
Nipple-fuck. It's one of the very, very few that I really, truly, cannot understand even in the slightest. I can understand almost every fetish, and I personally have quite a lot of them (what's hot about vampires? Everything! Egg-laying? Awesome! etc). But nipple fucking is just nonsense and looks painful and totally un-fun.
Agreed on the nipple-fucking. Just the thought of it makes my nipples feel weird... and not good-weird. Like "anticipation of horrible expansion" weird. I guess it's the concept of the mysterious "fourth hole" some men are always dreaming about that they find appealing. Except they'd be the "fourth and fifth holes".
ughh, shitting dicknipples.....
Personally, I don't get that one, nor do I get rim jobs, or a lot of the scat related stuff.
It's just....the smell and everything, you think would put you off.
Man, there are some weird people in the world...
vomiting and most shitting grosses me out
Quote from: D_guy10 on August 03, 2009, 11:35:53 PM
- Getting off by watching or witnessing a natural disaster. ("Oh man! It's a hurricane!" *fap* *fap* *fap*)
The above statement made me lol. But, anyway, in all seriousness, i forgot about the shitting dicknipples. seriosly. What the hell kind of drugs are people on to even find that remotely attractive? More importantly, what the hell was the first person who thought this up on?
I don't know butterman...I just..don't know...
on a side note, getting off to natural disasters would be hilarious to watch. ^^
lol.
I could see them fapping to the day after tommorow till they went blind.
lol
Quote from: butterman100 on August 06, 2009, 01:42:36 PM
Quote from: D_guy10 on August 03, 2009, 11:35:53 PM
- Getting off by watching or witnessing a natural disaster. ("Oh man! It's a hurricane!" *fap* *fap* *fap*)
The above statement made me lol. But, anyway, in all seriousness, i forgot about the shitting dicknipples. seriosly. What the hell kind of drugs are people on to even find that remotely attractive? More importantly, what the hell was the first person who thought this up on?
Im pretty sure its not really a fetish, per se. More like something someone drew up to try to be as over-the-top as possible. And
then some (very few) people found it sexy. If anyone.
I'd say Guro. It absolutely disgusts me, I can't even stand to look at the more hardcore stuff.
Those videos of women in totally impractical shoes (high heels) that get their cars stuck in the mud. I guess some people get off on them being damsels in distress or something.
Anything scat-related, and BDSM. I just don't get how people can like pain. Personally, that's turn me off. Another one I don't get is Guro, and foot fetishes:S
Like xDeathSoulx I can't understand that people can love scat sex or bdsm. I mean, what is so stimulating at the point of feeling pain?
BDSM is easy, it's about a relinquishing of control and someone else taking total control. You either want to be in control or want to be controlled. The relationship is based on trust, and in this case the person in question receiving the pain likes it for some reason, perhaps for their sins or what have you. The most common explanation is that after a certain pain threshold your body releases something akin to morphine, which provides a great high. Think a full-bodied runner's high.
As for the Domination aspect, it's being in total control of someone else. And you can't say you don't see the bright side in that. Knowing that you have control over what this person feels or does not, will or will not, is a massive turn on for some people. And as for inflicting the pain, well, some people just like doing it to show their love to someone who 'deserves' (read: wants) it.
Now as for me I don't quite and never will understand Bestiality. I mean Christ, we got AIDS from that. Hasn't nature taught you yet? SEX WITH ANIMALS IS A NO.
Or furries, either. I just can't see how dressing up like a furry cat-person would arouse anyone; to me, it looks like some sort of child's party gone horribly wrong. Kind of ties in with Bestiality I guess.
Quote from: Phatman_Dover on August 10, 2009, 01:45:16 PM
Now as for me I don't quite and never will understand Bestiality. I mean Christ, we got AIDS from that. Hasn't nature taught you yet? SEX WITH ANIMALS IS A NO.
Okay, I totally agree with this (and not to mention laughed my ass off at this)
It makes you wonder what it is about people that are into Animals? I mean, Furries, I
Might be able to understand, as some may find the idea that the fact they're part animal is like toeing the line to somethinf forbidden, and as something told me, the forbidden fruit is
always the tastiest.
But, I am not a furry fan. Nor am I into beastiality. I like human girls. I would consider it with like a catgirl, or something like that, so long as she was more girl than cat, but I'd be hard pressed to bed one that was more cat than girl.
Lol yeah I like catgirls in anime, but irl furry suits? Sounds alright for a convention, but as a turn-on, no animal costume can really be sexy at least to me.
Let's see... I can't stand vomit, gore, bestiality, child porn, and yes, shitting dicknipples.. There are more weird fetishes out there, like one who likes to have sex with a corpse, or doing it with your grandma... Brrr...
And here I am, thinking I'm weird for liking pantypoop and pantywetting...
One of the fetishes i dont like is the whole scat thing, i love wetting but being pooped on, just isnt my idea of a good time.
Autoassassinophilia? How can you put yourself in danger and have sex at the same time?
Quote from: D_guy("Oh man! It's a hurricane!" *fap* *fap* *fap*)
I bet those people that actually think that were not those poor people, me included, that went through Hurricane Katrina and the weeks of suffering in the aftermath. <_<;
I can tolerate a lot of fetishes, and even do them in RPs, but I'm not a particularly big fan of beating the shit (HA!) out of a girl just to pleasure her... Nuh-uh. I spend my whole life trying to avoid injury, so why the hell would I want to deliberately cause myself pain just to blow a long stream of cum everywhere? xD
I agree with Guro. I just can't understand how it's sexy. Then again, people don't really understand my fetishes...
Quote from: purplelotus on August 19, 2009, 09:18:25 PM
I agree with Guro. I just can't understand how it's sexy. Then again, people don't really understand my fetishes...
Don't worry, it isn't sexy. They're all sociopaths.
See, shitting dick nipples actually makes some sense to me. If you like tits, dicks, and scat, it's just everything you like crammed together! Of course since I only like one of those things...it's not so much for me.
Nipplefuck strikes me as more horrible. It might as well be guro without blood.
Scat and anything to do with feet. I just can't imagine giving someone a footjob and them enjoying it. And scat... well I can understand how in some ways it could be sexy, it just grosses me out.
Just to clear up, Autassassinophilia isn' about having sex as you're in peril. More like, I don't know, driving your car at high speed on the highway in oncoming traffic, surviving, then pulling over and ravaging your partner.
I asked my shrink about the natural disasters one and he said most fetishes have to work around something tangible, but a person getting off to the idea of destroyed houses and general mayhem through a natural disaster is plausible.
It might work in degrees of how close the person is to the manifestation of his/her fetish. After all it's not the same to watch a video of a desperate girl or read a story about one, as it is to have one holding it in font of you.
I don't understand rape fantasies on either side, really. I can understand wanting to give up some control, but to be ok or even turned on by non-consensual acts kinda gives me pause.
I honestly can't understand any fetish that is scat-related in any way. I mean, I just find it absolutely disgusting. I'm much more of a pee man, myself, as you can tell from my username.
I don't mind scat, as long as there's no eating or smearing involved. That's waaaaayyy too hardcore for me lol. But there is a desperation aspect to a girl having to take a shit, and I can groove on that. What I've never really understood is the whole Giantess thing...so she's huge. What's the appeal?
I really don't get Guro, or heavy Vore. I do like light Vore, though.
Quote from: pisslover12 on August 23, 2009, 04:17:17 PM
I honestly can't understand any fetish that is scat-related in any way. I mean, I just find it absolutely disgusting. I'm much more of a pee man, myself, as you can tell from my username.
I agree with you all scat stuff is so disgusting eeww
I suddenly remeber when a guy told me and my freinds randomly "do you smell your farts when you're in bed?" and we were like :glare: O.o
Maybe he has some weird fetish
Well I personally don't mind scat, as long as it stays in the pants. Exhibitionism would probably be the one I have a really difficult time with personally. Sure, some of them are weird, but we don't even know how the brain works entirely, so we can't jump to the conclusion that it isn't a sexual thing. The one fetish that I'm REALLY glad I don't have is the aforementioned one. I am far too nervous to let anyone see me naked! I don't even wear short shorts!
Not to get all smartass on the subject, but rim-jobs and some scat can KILL you. I find it weird that scat has E-coli in it and they lick where it comes from... That is so f :censored:ng gross to me...
Also, I wanna know: Mutilation, how in the hell would someone get off to blood and gore? Sounds like a psychotic serial killer corpse rapist there :death:
Quote from: dude181 on November 18, 2009, 11:39:54 PM
Not to get all smartass on the subject, but rim-jobs and some scat can KILL you. I find it weird that scat has E-coli in it and they lick where it comes from... That is so f :censored:ng gross to me...
Also, I wanna know: Mutilation, how in the hell would someone get off to blood and gore? Sounds like a psychotic serial killer corpse rapist there :death:
Apart from scat is gross, that's very right, having an E.coli infection is all except nice ¬¬ but all depends on what type of E. coli you got...
Apart of all bacteries that scat has...
I found pee drinking gross but pee is (unless you have an infection and E. coli is the most frecuent again) sterile
I study this things XD
Lol I just watch Manswers to get this shit :lol:
open mouth kissing.
I'm fine with a peck on the lips. I'm fine with a peck on the cheek. I'll gladly kiss you all over your body but why in gods name would I want to lick your tongue. :death:
Personally, I find Adult Babies somewhat uncomfortable. I guess it's because I hate being dependent on other people. Although I do find the second aspect, Diaper Lover, quite erotic (on other people, mind you. I did try diapers at one point, but it's just not my cup of tea).
Back in the day, when I first got into the peeing fetish, I slowly started gravitating toward anime. There was a time where I didn't understand the attraction to "real girls." Over that one now, but for a while it didn't make sense to me :pinch:
There are a few I don't get now, but they've all been beaten to death so... ;P
Quote from: ppfan on August 22, 2009, 10:30:08 PM
I don't understand rape fantasies on either side, really. I can understand wanting to give up some control, but to be ok or even turned on by non-consensual acts kinda gives me pause.
This was always my biggest annoyance. Often times when looking for pics related to wetting, you'll find pages of manga that look like they could be, excuse the pun, golden. But then, like a page in, suddenly the girl is being assaulted...completely ruins it for me.
Don't quite understand a few such as eggs...I just don't see it. Then again, my interests are pretty limited...I'm not even that interested in free-pee, just desp/wetting really...
Guro confuses me I;d say. But wahtever, other people think desperation fetishes are weird so I'm not judging anybody.
Quote from: peelove64 on December 08, 2009, 04:01:14 PM
Guro confuses me I;d say. But wahtever, other people think desperation fetishes are weird so I'm not judging anybody.
Just to say, I love the fact there;s someone like me, who either types in the dark and so finds the semicolon instead of the colon, or like me is too lazy to stretch the extra half an inch to it =D
Also eggs...I'd have to agree that I don;t see how eggs could be at all fun, but hey they seem to be for some.
Eggs are one of the weirdest think i see, I simlpy don't get it XD
Quote from: JackO on December 09, 2009, 09:45:24 AM
Just to say, I love the fact there;s someone like me, who either types in the dark and so finds the semicolon instead of the colon, or like me is too lazy to stretch the extra half an inch to it =D
Also eggs...I'd have to agree that I don;t see how eggs could be at all fun, but hey they seem to be for some.
I type in the dark too to save on electricity and I make more than my fair share of typos. The difference between me and the rest of humanity? I spellcheck as I go along with my eyes instead of Firefox. xD
Quote from: FallenStar on December 10, 2009, 03:54:31 AM
Quote from: JackO on December 09, 2009, 09:45:24 AM
Just to say, I love the fact there;s someone like me, who either types in the dark and so finds the semicolon instead of the colon, or like me is too lazy to stretch the extra half an inch to it =D
Also eggs...I'd have to agree that I don;t see how eggs could be at all fun, but hey they seem to be for some.
I type in the dark too to save on electricity and I make more than my fair share of typos. The difference between me and the rest of humanity? I spellcheck as I go along with my eyes instead of Firefox. xD
I use google chrome dammit, and I'm too lazy to reach for the apostrophe, its not a typo :lol:
Quote from: JackO on December 10, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
I use google chrome dammit, and I'm too lazy to reach for the apostrophe, its not a typo :lol:
You using google chrome and me *not* using Firefox to spellcheck... how does that even relate? O.o
I was saying that I constantly spellcheck with my eyes as I type so that if I make a typo, I've almost already instantly erased it. That's why I seem to make few typos. I still misspell things from time to time and I do still make typos when I hit enter by accident or without noticing my errors, but it's a lot more less frequent than others. xP
Quote from: FallenStar on December 10, 2009, 08:33:57 AM
Quote from: JackO on December 10, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
I use google chrome dammit, and I'm too lazy to reach for the apostrophe, its not a typo :lol:
You using google chrome and me *not* using Firefox to spellcheck... how does that even relate? O.o
I was saying that I constantly spellcheck with my eyes as I type so that if I make a typo, I've almost already instantly erased it. That's why I seem to make few typos. I still misspell things from time to time and I do still make typos when I hit enter by accident or without noticing my errors, but it's a lot more less frequent than others. xP
Yeah I do that, you know I can be a grammar nazi at times, but its not mis-spellings or typos i was talking about though. I was talking about my habit of using the semi-colon instead of the apostrophe pretty much intentionally, as its easier to reach.
Laziness FTW :lol:
Quote from: FallenStar on December 10, 2009, 08:33:57 AM
Quote from: JackO on December 10, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
I use google chrome dammit, and I'm too lazy to reach for the apostrophe, its not a typo :lol:
You using google chrome and me *not* using Firefox to spellcheck... how does that even relate? O.o
I was saying that I constantly spellcheck with my eyes as I type so that if I make a typo, I've almost already instantly erased it. That's why I seem to make few typos. I still misspell things from time to time and I do still make typos when I hit enter by accident or without noticing my errors, but it's a lot more less frequent than others. xP
"a lot more less frequent than others." >.>;
*calls in the Grammar Nazis/Police*
Oh the Irony!
Quote from: JackO on December 10, 2009, 01:23:09 PM
Yeah I do that, you know I can be a grammar nazi at times, but its not mis-spellings or typos i was talking about though. I was talking about my habit of using the semi-colon instead of the apostrophe pretty much intentionally, as its easier to reach.
Laziness FTW :lol:
Wait, I constantly remind people about their grammar and YOU'RE the grammar nazi? I think some wires got crossed here. :lol:
Quote from: FallenStar on December 11, 2009, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: JackO on December 10, 2009, 01:23:09 PM
Yeah I do that, you know I can be a grammar nazi at times, but its not mis-spellings or typos i was talking about though. I was talking about my habit of using the semi-colon instead of the apostrophe pretty much intentionally, as its easier to reach.
Laziness FTW :lol:
Wait, I constantly remind people about their grammar and YOU'RE the grammar nazi? I think some wires got crossed here. :lol:
I'm a grammar nazi most of the time when it comes to youtube comments or other things like that, you probably won't have seen my grammar nazi side, due to the fact you type so damn accurately. :lol:
Quote from: JackO on December 12, 2009, 03:27:07 AM
I'm a grammar nazi most of the time when it comes to youtube comments or other things like that, you probably won't have seen my grammar nazi side, due to the fact you type so damn accurately. :lol:
In correcting your speech, the following is the result:
"I'm a grammar nazi most of the time when it comes to Youtube comments or other things like that; you probably won't have seen my grammar nazi side due to the fact you type so damn accurately. :lol: "
Now, naturally, I would response with:
"Thank you. It's nice to actually be complimented on having good grammar as opposed to idiots who type like this - "Dis iz teh net. I dunt haff 2 tpe wright. Stp bein an grammer nasi. Your nt a engrish techer."
>.>
<.<
*runs*
Quote from: FallenStar on December 12, 2009, 08:26:46 AM
Quote from: JackO on December 12, 2009, 03:27:07 AM
I'm a grammar nazi most of the time when it comes to youtube comments or other things like that, you probably won't have seen my grammar nazi side, due to the fact you type so damn accurately. :lol:
In correcting your speech, the following is the result:
"I'm a grammar nazi most of the time when it comes to Youtube comments or other things like that; you probably won't have seen my grammar nazi side due to the fact you type so damn accurately. :lol: "
Now, naturally, I would response with:
"Thank you. It's nice to actually be complimented on having good grammar as opposed to idiots who type like this - "Dis iz teh net. I dunt haff 2 tpe wright. Stp bein an grammer nasi. Your nt a engrish techer."
>.>
<.<
*runs*
And then the newb had to go and point out what may have been the only grammar mistake of FallenStar to ever grace these forums? What have I DONE?! *Goes into hiding*
See, even us Grammar Nazis can make mistakes. xD
That wasn't a spelling mistake, though; that was a "MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE SO I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESPOND AND RESPONSE" error. (I think they call that a 405 error) :lol:
Quote from: FallenStar on December 12, 2009, 11:19:10 AM
See, even us Grammar Nazis can make mistakes. xD
That wasn't a spelling mistake, though; that was a "MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE SO I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESPOND AND RESPONSE" error. (I think they call that a 405 error) :lol:
no no no, I didn't mean that. Look at my post before that one. I quoted the line "a lot more less frequent than others" in it...yea.
Nevertheless, I did make a typo and thus, ought to be reamed accordingly. :gunsmilie:
So... who wants to kick the Grammar Nazi's ass today? :lol:
Quote from: FallenStar on December 13, 2009, 08:35:06 AM
Nevertheless, I did make a typo and thus, ought to be reamed accordingly. :gunsmilie:
So... who wants to kick the Grammar Nazi's ass today? :lol:
I'd just like to point out that you mis-spelled re-named. :lol:
So in answer to your question...me :D
I'm just sorry I had to point that out :blush:
*hides*
You misunderstood, JackO. I don't think I should be renamed; I think I should be reamed, as in anally fucked with a ten foot dildo. :lol:
As someone who would someday like to peg some dude, I fully support this.
Wasn't this thread about something... else? :lol:
Quote from: DubiousCharms on December 13, 2009, 10:46:50 AM
As someone who would someday like to peg some dude, I fully support this.
Wasn't this thread about something... else? :lol:
I'm not sure if I should feel complimented or insulted by that comment. xD
And sometimes, yeah... topics diverge wildly from how things start. This might partially be my fault, so, sorry. :)