Saw this on Cnn.com a few days ago but I couldn't find the article there.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/328914

Apparently, a Boston woman in a power scooter tried to go up an escalator in defiance of the rules posted for escalators.

Seriously?!  What the hell, woman... -_-;

She must have left her brain in the glass jar beside her bed that morning. That was a stunt worthy of Jackass or The Smoking Gun.

But even then the person in red shirt and the guard tried to look if she needs help. People over her would probably ignore her.

FallenStar, thanks a lot, you cunt! From looking at that page, I noticed a link about some guy throwing his own intestines at the police! UGH!!!!! >____________________<

No way in HELL I'm gonna read about THAT....

Now see, if you hadn't pointed that out, I would never have known. Good job! Now I'll be dreaming all night about an intestine food fight with cops dancing to Cuban Pete.   

Also, if you want cunts, I suggest asking Serika. He knows where all the girls are. 

She's not suing? I'm surprised, pleasantly.

Quote from: FallenStar on July 20, 2012, 07:56:58 PMAlso, if you want cunts, I suggest asking Serika. He knows where all the girls are. 

Yeah, i know where all the 2D girls are. I think the sky would fall if i ever got a real girl in my arms.

You know where to get some double D girls? Dayum... Props to you, my friend. 

Aaaaanyway, maybe this will restore those lost humanity points of yours, Star...

Some Burger King employee took a pic of his feet in (IN, not on!) two tubs of lettuce and sent it to 4chan. How did a lot of 4chan anons respond?

By figuring out where he was and having him reported. He and a couple other guys ended up fired.

Here's the story:
http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2012/07/17/4chan-catches-mayfield-heights-burger-king-employee-who-snapped-pictures-of-himself-standing-on-food

Oh, and a pic of some nice little chat on 4chan about the stepped-in lettuce:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17t7dibc9qwdppng/original.png

Remember, kiddies! Don't mess with fast food, and don't mess with 4chan! That is all.

Quote from: Mydnyght Edgeworth on July 21, 2012, 03:36:17 AM
Here's the story:
http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2012/07/17/4chan-catches-mayfield-heights-burger-king-employee-who-snapped-pictures-of-himself-standing-on-food

Oh, and a pic of some nice little chat on 4chan about the stepped-in lettuce:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17t7dibc9qwdppng/original.png

Oh man, that cracks me up!

I hope that manager, before firing him, gave him the choice of paying for all the food he ruined or eating all the food he ruined.